Joe

Joe is a guy I worked with this summer. He is six foot two and looks like a retarded bull elk. There is part of a shell casing lodged somewhere between his eyes. He once kicked a dead body that had washed up somewhere in Canada, where he is from. He can drain a whiskey bottle so fast it sounds like someone is flushing a urinal. He can eat a crockpot full of spaghetti for lunch and still have time for a 10 minute nap.